Last weekend Cardi B. had a blowout birthday bash surrounded by friends in Las Vegas.
Even after Cardi filed to divorce him, Offset showed up to the birthday party with a Rolls Royce and also gifted Cardi with a birthday billboard in L.A.
With a gleaming luxury gift of a Rolls Royce, Cardi found it hard to refuse Offset’s grandiose get back presents. On the night of her 28th birthday Cardi B. was seen twerking all over Offset.
Fans who thought the relationship was over with, wanted answers; and Queen Cardi delivered.
“I just be starting to miss [him]… It’s hard not to talk to your best friend. And it’s really hard to have no d—,” said Cardi via on an Instagram Live on Tuesday. “I know I’m not bipolar ’cause I took a test,” she said in regards to changing her mind and them getting back together.
Back in 2018, Cardi announced she was leaving The Migos rapper until he interrupted one of her shows with a grandiose apology. Offset hopped on stage while Cardi was performing at the Rolling Loud Festival in Los Angeles. He interrupted her show with a “TAKE ME BACK CARDI,” cake and flowers. He then went on to say, “I just want to tell you I’m sorry, bruh, In person. In front of the world.”
Cardi obviously took him back.
This time is no different. Cardi says her husband gifted her with an offer she said she couldn’t refuse.
“I do like material things,” said Cardi. “What do you want me to do, the n— gave me a Rolls-Royce and I snub him? And I really wanted some dick for my birthday,” she added.
And as newlyweds she says the fact that they go back and forth is normal.
“We’re some really typical two young motherf—-, got married early, that’s what we are,” said Cardi. “We’re not no different than y’all f—— dysfunctional ass relationships. We’re the same way. We’re just more public. And I’m more retarded.”
Watching this couple is quite entertaining to say the least. From Cardi’s bold, authentic explanations for living her best life, to Offset being a total baller and showing up with the grandest gifts.
It is indeed dysfunction playing out on the screen. This does happen in the lives of many black women, except their man comes with Coach and Michael Kors bags, if that. No Rolls Royce in sight. Most men can’t even afford to cheat. But they cheat anyway, and women accept the paltry gifts.
I once told a man “Dude. You can’t even afford to buy me a damn Louis bag, that I can walk into the store and buy myself. How the phuck you got the nerve to cheat?”
Which is the thing about this. Most black men watching this, will literally tell their girl “Offset cheated on Cardi B., and she took him back.” Yet, the woman won’t say “Where is my Rolls Royce though?”
At this point however, they can keep the drama and the dysfunction. But at least in this case it makes for great headlines, more attention, more influence, and more brand circulation.
Cardi B. is winning. Make no mistakes about it.
As to the nipple photo leak, Cardi explained that she was in bed with Offset at the time.
QUESTION: Would you take your ex back if they gave you a Rolls Royce?